Graham Earley
Graham is somebody who used to think that engines needed only air to be cooled and that they should live in the boot. After losing his hair he realised that this was madness and that the horse should pull the cart. Lately he has strayed from his German lover and run off with a pair of Italians where the horse is firmly on the grill. In a vain attempt to recover his blue collar credibility while maintaining an equine theme he has a Mustang GT on order. He lives in North London and worries about garaging.